Warp Star

or, as you have it, sit like the gods in clouds: KYRA

cat-parker:

after reading this book about a monk and carried-off genitals philip hamilton gets it into his head that if you jerked off into a bathtub you could probably impregnate it stranger things have happened

he and the other hamilton boys grab challz (who plays…

NEVAH

KYRA

cat-parker:

after reading this book about a monk and carried-off genitals philip hamilton gets it into his head that if you jerked off into a bathtub you could probably impregnate it stranger things have happened

he and the other hamilton boys grab challz (who plays the guy who impregnates the bathtub) and film equipment leftover from angelica’s artsy documentary phase and created the tub movie

ive figured it all out

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Was Dickinson really this sassy?

(Source: deadbishop)

(Source: sephirona)

“what college do you wanna go to???”

“what do you wanna be when you grow up???”

“how many kids are you gonna have??”

“do you have a boyfriend yet??”

“did you make any friends yet???”

“what are your grades like now????”

(Source: vvhatevz)

cat-parker:

if i could go back

i would

I’m here for emotional support bro

cat-parker:

confusionpanda:

cat-parker:

i tried to type in tumblr.com and instead got tubmovie.com a short film about a guy who jerks off in his bathtub and impregnates it

i know people say this a lot but i’m actually crying right now

How did…how did this happen

tbch typed in ‘tub’ instead of ‘tum’ and it was the first thing that came up so i sort of brought it on myself

Of all things why would that be the first thing to pop up omg there is so much wrong with this.

foundingfatherfest:

Aaron Burr’s watch.

Part of an exhibition on Aaron Burr at the Grolier Club in Manhattan.